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I am an eViL pOp TaRt, and a smart-***! Actually, my name is Angélique. You're probably snickering, no? I'm a native of New Orleans, LA, an Acadienne (Cajun). I'm now a graduate student at the University of North Carolina. I'm sort of a Tarheel now, if I can ever learn the routine.

I'm in my mid-20's, blonde, fair-complexioned, 5' 7" tall; weigh 114 lbs. and can still run the mile in about 5:30. In case you are wondering, they are exquisuite minatures, and my belly button is an innie. Politically, I'm independent, with libertarian leanings. I like modern art; but I'm not sure why. Dancing is fun; but don't look on my motions as the epitome of grace. I enjoy pole dancing and crocheting as hobbies, and read a lot. I have a volatile temper naturally: any residual sweetness is courtesy of Lorazepam. I use only one form of drug: caffeine. Oh, I like beer and wine; does that count also? I still have some traces of my accent, despite living in Tarheel Country.

I am single, like the outdoors, and go tent camping on the A.T. Each year I manage to go to the Mardi Gras. It's my religion.

La famille is very important. My parents are most excellent: they have bourne with grace a sometimes difficult and imperfect youngest daughter (c'est moi!). I also have two brothers (Tom and Mike) and two sisters (Heather and Jessica). Sorry, no Cajun names. We're not that Cajun! But all of us can fish (me too, as long as someone else baits the hook!). And we're all big-time Saints, LSU Tigers, and University of New Orleans Privateer fans.

I have a blog at:    http://evil-pop-tart.blogspot.com/

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  1. Holistic Tantric Therapeutic Trombone Playing

    04/28/11 13:38:11 | 0 Comments

    The Lucky Dog Guy had a problem: health-conscious visitors to the French Quarter no longer relished dining on hot dogs, despite the festivity associated with that activity in the City that Care Forgot.  Sales were down; but The Lucky Dog Guy, a former student of philosophy, realized that he must change with the times.

    In order to gain some insights into what he was dealing with, he read a locally-produced New Age newspaper.  The...
  2. My Nameless Dread

    04/05/11 15:18:50 | 0 Comments

    One night I happened upon a small, brown, hirsute creature under my bed.  He didn't seem to be too scary, so I said, "Well, hello here!"

    He said, despondently, "You found me out."

    "Who are you?"

    "I'm your nameless dread."

    Then I remembered my preschool days, when I was convinced that some monster skulked under my bed.  Dad or Bro had to look each night to tell me it wasn't there.

    What a drag.  They...
  3. My Contract Talking Points

    01/30/11 07:28:47 | 0 Comments

    Okay, while I realize that the likelihood of my getting chosen is equivalent to a snow event in Hell, I'm slightly OCD, and I tend to overprepare for eventualities.  Hence, this set of talking points in case I ever get asked to pose for Playboy or some other fine magazine:

    1.  No nudity.
    2.  Sideboob or underboobs shots okay, but no aureolas.
    3.  No kinkiness -- no whips, chains, banjos, Atlanta Falcons, New York Yankees,...
  4. Careers in Science

    01/28/11 20:08:24 | 0 Comments

    Unfortunately, careers in science in the United States is in the tank right now.  If it weren't for smart international students coming over here, electing science, mathematics, or engineering and subsequently working here, we'd be in a real fix.

    The problem is even more acute when we see how few women or African-Americans  choose science careers.  In my opinion, the problem is that science is portrayed too often as a boring, white...
  5. Bras and Panties as Morale Enhancers

    12/28/10 14:55:59 | 0 Comments

    I will admit to having bought a particularly sexy and filmy bra and panties set that I wear occasionally under my work clothes.  These are intended fr no one's eyes other than my own; it strangely makes me feel good and wicked about myself under my junior professor suit in which I try to pass for the real thing.

    Interestingly, a recent issue of Shop Smart Magazine touched on this particular topic:  Among the findings reported in the January issue (
  6. In Which I Fondle David's Butt

    10/26/10 13:51:12 | 0 Comments

    While on a trip to Italy with some friends, we went to the Accademia in Florence, where one of the stars in the gallery is Michaelangelo's statue of David.  David is, of course, the big naked guy, standing 17 feet tall, or so I'm told.  Anyway, it was a firecely hot day, and several of us gravitated to the wall in the rear of the alcove wherein David is positioned.  Ahh . . . . the cool air from the vents was...
  7. The 'God, I'm Wonderful Wall' as an Impression Management Technique

    04/27/10 11:33:06 | 2 Comments

    Impression management is defined as the process through which people try to manipulate which impressions other people form of them. It can be deliberate or unconscious. In essence, this is the idea that each person is his or her own public relations representative. I think that it was Tom Clancy in one of his books (I'm too lazy to verify this) who ventured the concept of the 'God, I'm Wonderful Wall.'...
  8. My Guardian Angel

    01/12/10 06:46:15 | 1 Comments

    The concept of guardian angels is common to Greek philosophy, Zoroastrianism, and Christianity. Pseudo-Dionysius the Areopagite developed an extensive theology of these helping numinous beings.

    Usually, they work subtly; and only rarely manifest themselves to humans. Maybe they're embarassed by our antics; maybe, as the angelic equivalents of buck privates, they consider their job as dirty, hopeless, and without the compensation of wearing...
  9. Toilet Paper Usage as an Index of Personality

    11/12/09 12:50:44 | 0 Comments

    Sometimes we just give ourselves away without intending to. This is the idea behind the projective techniques; as the psychoanalytically-inclined individuals have suggested, whether it's through responses to inkblots or making up stories to pictures, or performance on drawing tasks. In each case, if there's ambiguity, the personality may be injected into a person's responses.

    It impressed my lately that how people respond to and use...
  10. On Launching Ships with Hot Guys

    07/14/09 07:25:08 | 0 Comments

    Having once indulged in that most guilty of pleasures, the movie "Troy", with Brad Pitt, I mused on the decline in relative value of women in these recent times. After all, Helen had, as the legend had it, "the face that launched a thousand ships"; and her abduction by Paris led to the ruinous Trojan war where buff guys ran around in armor and...